The Sunday Salon - The other side of loving books
While I usually agree with bloggers who write about the importance of negative reviews, I also sympathise with those who prefer to write about books they liked. Personally I also find it a lot more enjoyable to write enthusiastic reviews than negative ones. Also, as C.B. James' recently reminded us, the paranoidly-inclined among us have another thing to worry about: how do we express our dislike for a book without hurting the feelings of those who love it? I don't worry much about authors - not because I'm not aware that they're people too, but because I think coping with bad reviews is a professional skill most acquire early on. But I do worry about other readers. Possibly you're thinking that we should all just grow thicker skins, and if so, you have a point. But as several commenters pointed out over at C.B. James' blog, the conversational and personal nature of blogging lends itself to these concerns. We tend to feel personally invested in the books we love, as well as in the recommendations we make.
Like in any social group, in a community of readers there are interpersonal relationships to be considered. It's only human to worry about whether someone who rejects a book that speaks to us so personally is also rejecting a part of us. (Not necessarily, I don't think. Among other things, there's the fact that most of us tend to be much harsher to ideas or situations when we're exposed to them on the pages of a book than we'd ever be to a real human being. Especially someone we already know.) But anyway, I think that being both honest and not hurtful is perfectly possible, and I don't see why it shouldn't be done. Tact and kindness are everything, and using the right tone can even let you get away with being extremely sarcastic about a book without making readers who disagree with you feel stupid - and I can think of a few bloggers who excel at this.
My question for you today is: which books did you hate with the same kind of intensity usually reserved for your very favourites? Because we're all so passionate about literature, strong negative reactions are bond to happen sometimes. Were any of them recommended by a fellow blogger or book club member, or by a personal friend? If so, did you immediately tell them how you felt, or did you feel tempted to run and hide in the book-hatred closet?
Hate is a strong word, I know, and even books I have a problem with usually have enough going for them that I hesitate to use it. But the following is a list of cases in which I'm willing to make an exception. They're the champions, the worst of the worst - some of my all-time least favourite books. I apologise in advance to any fans. Rest assured that I'd never think any less of you for loving them.

The Forgotten Garden by Kate Morton - I just passionately disliked Morton's writing style, to the point that I surprised myself. I reviewed this not too long ago, so I won't repeat what I said then. Apologies to the fans!
The Sorrows of Young Werther by Goethe - This was probably the only time I actually physically flung a book away from me in disgust, and definitely the only time I actively rooted for a character to commit suicide. And yes, I'm properly ashamed of myself for how incredibly mean and insensitive that sounds, but I have to be honest, right? I think I possibly approached this book from the wrong angle - I was told it was very passionate and moving, and so I expected to be moved. Instead I spent the whole book laughing at how ridiculous and overdramatic the whole thing was, as well as at the over the top prose - but then again, what did I expect from a Romantic classic? If I had been in the right kind of mood for unintentionally hilarious Romantic excesses, I might have enjoyed it a lot more.
Eurico, O PresbĂtero by Alexandre Herculano - This is a Portuguese Romantic classic - a pseudo-medieval novel in the vein of Walter Scott - and much of what I said about Werther goes for this as well. I read them both in my late teens, and it's possible that I just took things too seriously back then. I suspect that this, too, is a book I'd have felt differently about had I approached it with humour, kind of like I did with The Phantom of the Opera recently, or The Castle of Otranto last year. But at the same time, my reaction to both was negative enough that I hesitate to ever try them again.
Brida,The Devil and Mrs Prymm, The Pilgramage, and whatever else I've read by Paulo Coelho (there were four of them, I think): Paulo Coelho is hugely popular, I know, but he's also by far my all-time least favourite author. It actually saddens me that his is the name most widely associated with contemporary Brazilian literature, because it has SO much more to offer. Anyway. I know many people find his work inspirational, and to which their own, but my problem with him is that his plots always strike me as completely hollow; his characters as mere puppets - they are nothing but vehicles for The Message. He's a a self-help author (nothing at all against self-help; it's just usually not for me) posing as a fiction author, and I think that's where my intense dislike for his books come from.
Jonathan Livingstone Seagull by Richard Bach - The way I felt about this book was pretty much the same as the way I feel about Paulo Coelho. Sorry!
The Helmet of Horror by Victor Pelevin - Too conceptual for me, I'm afraid. Probably I missed something, but the book actually irritated me, which doesn't happen often at all.
Blood Canticle by Anne Rice - This one is difficult to write about, because it's by an author I like (she was my favourite when I was in my early teens) and about characters I love(d). But that's probably the very reason why I hated it so much. As a fan of the series (of two series, actually, because this book merges her Vampire Chronicles and her Mayfair Witches series), I had developed my own vision of the characters. And yes, the writer has the right to betray that vision, but fans also have the right to be disappointed when characters they've loved for years suddenly begin to act in ways they hate. I'm not alone here, I know - this book caused an infamous breach of the first rule of Public Relations for Writers 101 on Anne Rice's part, when she started arguing with reviewers on Amazon. Thinking about this actually saddens me, so I'll stop now. Kthxbai.
The Magician's Nephew by C.S. Lewis - Ah, Narnia. How I wish I loved you. But I came to you too late, and can't leave my biases behind when I enter you, though I truly wish I could. This is my least favourite of the Narnia books (though I stopped before The Last Battle). I remember a moment in the creation scene, when Aslan tells the humans present that they own the rest of Nature, which horrified me. (It also troubles me to consider that in Narnia other animals are sentient species too, yet they always regard humans with servitude - why?) The reason why it horrified me is that I tend to associate that sense of superiority/entitlement towards Nature with much of the trouble the world's in nowadays. And yes, this is a purely ideological disconnect of the kind I discussed last week. It's one beyond which can't see, which is my own failing, I know. But sadly I just can't help it.
Feel free to post your own list - I'd love to see it, even if it's made entirely of books I love.






































